resting marry me face

When your face looks like it just needs to be married.

Did you see Danielle today? That girl has resting marry me face, id take that forever!

by Ghetto hyms November 21, 2024

resting length

The length of a fully flaccid penis.

"Bro, I got a eight inch dick!"

"Is that 8 inch resting length?"

"No, it's two inches resting length."

by Red Cup of Tea March 15, 2025

Resting Chud Hands

Elon Musk's "thinker" pose

Whenever Apartheid Clyde is on a panel or being interview by some right-wing fuckface, he places hands together with fingertips touching like he's "deep in thought" when in actuality he's a nudnik fucking high as a kite on Ketamine and uppers. Unlike Casino Mobster and Resting Vagina Hands, Resting Chud Hands is his way of conveying a false veneer of intellectual contemplation when in actuality he's just dumb as a fucking stump.

by Uncle Joosie March 28, 2025

Resting crotch face

The resting face of a miserable (usually) old lady who you can tell is a cantankerous, crotchety bitch in a pissy ass mood.

“Yo, I’d watch out for Irene today. She’s got resting crotch face.”

by For Fawkes Sake April 27, 2025

Resting Brooke Face

A deapan expression, usually exhibited by females who are plotting murder.

She glared at me with her resting Brooke face, and I knew I was a dead man.

by Sumknowlegeoftheuniverse September 19, 2025

Resting Brooke Face

A deapan expression, usually exhibited by females who are plotting murder.

She glared at me with her resting Brooke face, and I knew I was a dead man.

by Sumknowlegeoftheuniverse September 19, 2025

Resting Brooke Face

A deapan expression, usually exhibited by females who are plotting murder.

She glared at me with her resting Brooke face, and I knew I was a dead man.

by Sumknowlegeoftheuniverse September 19, 2025