rectal rooter

the most bad ass porn ever invented!!!

man rectal rooter is the best damn porn ever!

by smokie mcpot March 28, 2003

testicle shitting rectal wart

its a wart on some ones ass that shits testicles.

yo, thats one nasty testicle shitting rectal wart!!

by daniel divorice November 17, 2003

toilet of rectal animosity

A ficticious "place," like Area 51 or your mom's cooch party, in which people I don't like can be engulfed in a swarming mass of raging anal fury.

Andrew McFarlane can go burning into the toilet of rectal animosity.

You should be swallowed into the toilet of rectal animosity... and be smited with the fury of a thousand angry anuses!

by The flaming salmon (alex) November 23, 2004

rectal

When someone is not only being anal retentive, but is also being an asshole about it.

Are you some kind of idiot? I said I wanted diet Coke with light ice and two lemon wedges. This clearly has medium ice and only one lemon wedge. Let me talk to your manager!

Jeez, Gordon Ramsey, you don't have to be so rectal about it.

by snapkrackle October 27, 2010

refag

A retarded faget

Look at that refag checking you out

by Chad And Vinny June 7, 2004

Rectal sunami

shit leaving your ass with great force.

After a night of top ramen, whiskey,pbr and 16th st. coke I suffered a rectal sunami.when your on the toilet and it shoots out and coats the whole bowl to the rim. your clinching your cheeks tight while trying to get to the john and it blows right through. you think your just going to fart but it blast all over your pant, ass and legs.

by Scum i am October 2, 2007

Rectal Tourettes

Loudly passing gas in mid-sentence without pausing or acknowledging the event.

Wow. Ken just ripped of three in a row while explaining VPN procedures to Mike. That's the worst case of Rectal Tourettes that I've ever seen!

by StunnedMonkey June 23, 2011