world record egg

the world record egg on instagram .
(beat kylie jenner)

yo matt, did you see the world record egg?

no. i am a normie.

by tiktoktrap February 7, 2019

record

a philanderer
some one who engages in sex frequently or casually

That record I spun last night had some grove to her thang.

by Thomas February 4, 2005

Holdout records

Piss music

Kids who think they can take it big through music

"Did you hear the newest holdout records song? IT literally sucked"

by itsgreat29 April 5, 2010

daily record

some garbage newspaper

the sun is far superior to the record

by David Richardson March 29, 2005

Record

Stats made to be broken

He just set the world record

by Dr. Strange MC February 3, 2019

recollect

1. To collect again after an attempted previous collection.
2. To refresh, rejuvenate oneself.

1. That goddamn orphanage keeps calling our house in a futile effort to recollect donations.
2. I hate everything right now; I need to go home, recollect myself, and read the dictionary.

by Dr. Merriam-Webster February 20, 2009

gold record

pee in your pants, usually your own. often a messy byproduct of unrestrained and blazing laughter. or you might actually have a disorder, in which case you probably don't laugh.

I put my pants on like you... one leg at a time. But when my pants are on i make gold records.

by k84now December 13, 2008