ripped a new one

verbally wrecked to shreds; roasted

i was ripped a new one by my track coach after fucking up at the meet.

by jaminator69 December 14, 2016

Ripped Jeans

"A massive hit from the 1980's - early 90's, this type of jeans slowly seemingly to come back into the modern fashion statement of the latest decade along with the '1980's return' retro craze. - Alternatively today in the modern world of fashion, casually worn by many celebrities, & 'people who can pull them off' relying on the additional clothing. they generally can either look 'REALLY GOOD', OR 'REALLY BAD'. A pair of pre-torn jeans can be bought varying from almost any price range, some extending to far beyond the average purchase price. For instance, a normal pair of Gucci jeans that had been distressed, ripped and covered with African beads, when they debuted in October 1998 in Milan, were priced at $3,134.

You will notice that Good designer brands such as Diesel, G-star, Replay, Vivienne Westwood etc. all include into some of their range a slight tattered pre-torn/pre-ripped effect usually found amongst the higher paid jeans for their brands but can vary.

old school "Ripped Jeans" - An 80's swag jeans, a top casual style of jean within fashion (but if over-done with the wrong clothing will look terrible or if self-torn you're a joker for even walking out the front door).

by DontCATtheSWAG. June 28, 2013

ripped the cheese

It's similar to who cut the cheese which means farted

My friend just ripped the cheese on purpose

by Scruff scruff October 22, 2015

ripped taco

when bruce takes a giant shit

Me: Aww man, Bruce just ripped taco on the floor!

by NiggaWhoLikesHead February 5, 2019

Ripped ass

Someone who just blew shit up

Dude mason just ripped ass on that bitch.

by Hahahafuckurbitch February 15, 2020

ripped jeans

Smartest thing invented. Makes teenage girls think they make them look cool because they probably saw some "hip" celebrity wearing them on MTV.

14 year old girl: OMG! Like, check out my brand new ripped jeans that I bought at abercrombie yesterday. They were on sale for, like, $110!
Me: *trips girl, causing her to scrape her knee*. I'm sorry, that was an accident. Why were you wearing ripped jeans?

by Brother Moses January 11, 2006

ripped jeans

The latest fad, that is totally awesome

What better way to look cool than torn-up, ripped jeans?

by pensi December 5, 2005