Retard

Teammates on the game Call of Duty, all of them

Can a single one of you retards get on a point.

by MiniGrunt January 24, 2021

Retard

The person that is looking this up

"You're a dang retard dude"

by Jaythuggin March 4, 2021

Retard

Someone who steals your fucking hot pocket without asking permission

don't take my hot pocket again or ill smash your cock over a door hinge, retard.

by Heterosaur March 12, 2021

Retarded

The situation where the dude who is your best friend steals your crush.

Me: "Remember when I had this crush on this girl?"

Stranger: "Yeah, what about it?"

Me: "Well, this situation is all retarded. My own best friend stole my crush, even though he knew about it."

by 1tonystark1 March 30, 2021

Retard

An individual who, in the 21st Century, fails to double-check or quickly research ("Google") the results of rather basic-instantly obtainable-common knowledge-type situations, events, or subject matter.

The anti-maskers are a bunch of fucking retards.
The answer to that question was a simple Google search away, retard.
Don't be retarded, cover your mouth when you cough or sneeze.

by iWikky April 2, 2021

Retard

Short, brown hair, wears glasses and is shorter than 5 feet tall.

“You’re short and a retard shut the fuck up.”

by PizzaPred April 6, 2021

Retarded

Someone who looks up "Retarded" in Urban Dictionary

John looked up Retarded in Urban Dictionary

Damn. I didn't know John was Retarded

by BRUHHH Man April 9, 2021