man rash

Man rash is the condition that results from wearing certain types of boxers (especially flannel) on a hot day. The sweat soaked boxers will begin to cause a form of chafing very similar to diaper rash. This condition is more common in big men, as they tend to sweat more and their thighs rub together more. A man suffering from this condition can often be seen walking in a bow-legged manner.

Man Rash is also believed to be the biggest driving force in sales of baby powder to men.

Hiker A: Why the hell are you walking like that? And what's with the cringing?

Hiker B: I've got a wicked case of man rash. It's killing me.

Hiker A: That's what you get for wearing flannel boxers to go hiking in 99 degree weather? Dumb-ass!

by Archbishop Shaggy September 7, 2009

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Mango Rash

A horrible rash you get from your mother in childhood. Usually its a scrape caused by too frequent or too ardent kisses to young flesh.

"Did you see Doug's mango rash? I hope his Dad comes home soon".

by raymondallan May 27, 2010

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Riker Rash

When you or William T Riker's beard gets frisky with lady friend and she develops a love Rash. Normally around her tights.

My tights totally have a Riker Rash. Must be from that sexy commanders beard.

by Sarajade86 November 29, 2013

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beef rash

The act of elongated sex while in toxicated with no relief.

I whisky dicked this hoe so hard and long last night I gave that bitch beef rash.

SMAJ

by Foreallll August 7, 2016

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kook rash

When you ribs hurt from surfing for the first time in a long time. Or if you are just too skinny and don't have much meat on your bones to pad your chest against the board, your ribs start to hurt.

It's been so long since I surfed, I have major kook rash. My ribs are killing me!!!

by avogoofy October 2, 2016

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