Rim Raft

People, objects, or beings that linger in or around your rim.

Fucking rim raft bro. Jake, Evan and Jozef won't leave my rim alone.

by Sugwhite February 16, 2017

National Raftuss Day

May 12th.

Anyone born on this day is very Raftuss. Hey It’s National Raftuss Day!

by King Bert May 10, 2022

brogan raftice

The type of guy who pulls absolutely nobody, not even his own mother, his friends want to rail him though so its okay. Although he has the smallest penis in any school.

dang brogan raftice gets negative bitches
Oh my brogan raftice has such a small penis

by thegangbanger;)321 May 23, 2022

Life-raft

No I expect your kids to get raped and murdered forever explicitly because you're a piece of shit who disincentivizes not raping and murdering your kids by running your bitch ass mouth and not caring about other people's problems.

Hym "Is 'A life-raft' my fucking money? Is that some kind of euphemism? You have the unions co-opting a message they agree with but not actually giving a shit about the guy who actually said the shit. Which doesn't bode well for how the unions are going to work for you. You have shit-head billionaires taking credit for and profiting from the genius of someone who thinks they don't need to exist and that they're basically communist dictators. Where's your wife?"

by Hym Iam February 29, 2024

Reverse raft

A raft that takes you to a deserted island instead of away from one.

Homeless people should reverse raft so they can be rescued and paraded as island survivors.

by Bethanial March 12, 2026

surgery rafting

A tall bearded Man who’s good at Fortnite.

Surgery Rafting is a tall man known to wear a beard and be great at playing Fortnite.

by Chick March 5, 2025

life raft

A hotdog bun with only sauce

"There was nothing to eat, so I had to eat a life raft"

by hotdogfan December 4, 2025