Quoil

A proper way to say you want to have sex or fuck someone.
Pronounce it by putting the begining of QUO Like you gonna say quote then add oil to it QUOIL.

boy: AYE! baby what you doing tonight?
girl: NOTHING!
boy: How about we go to your place & "QUOIL".
girl: WHAT!!!!

by CHARMbeezy March 28, 2008

Quote Nazi

Just like a Grammar Nazi, but with quotes. Mostly shows his/her head at partys or forums. Generally joining in on a conversation to correct every quote that is even the slightest bit of.

Dude 1: "I love the knight who say ni scene in monthy python!"
Dude 2: "Yeah!! "You shall cut down the biggest tree in the forest with a HERRING!!"
Dude 3:"You got it all wrong, it's mightiest! Not biggest! "
Dude 1:"Man, you're such a quote nazi!"

Example 2:

Dude 1: "And then the toast king says:"Looks like the left to me!""
Dude 2: "Haha! I love that part!"
Girl: "You forget more. He says that it looks more like the left to him. Get your quotes right!"
Dude 2: "Oh-oh! We got ourselves a quote nazi here!"
Dude 1: "I hate you"

by blastboyd November 1, 2009

quoits

A game similar but distinctly unique from modern horseshoes. Quoits is played with a rubber or metal ring-shaped object called a quoit rather than a U shaped horse shoe.

Specific rules for the game vary from place to place, as does the pronunciation of it's name. In central New Jersey, we play Trenton Quoits (Trent-n Kwates).

Bill: "Tim's having a BBQ this weekend."

Ted: "We gonna play quoits?"

Bill: "Yeah man, his pit is clay and everything!"

by trentn July 15, 2009

quota

The amount of money that must be made in any given day/night/shift by a ho, or prostitute per her PI, or PIMP's instructions.

"Damn bitch, it's 3am and I'm tired as hell, but I can't go in til I make my quota! You know my daddy does NOT play..."

by Lexi-Ho December 9, 2008

air quotes

The act of placing your hands outstretch from either side of your head and making a peace sign that bends up and down within the fingers while using a corporate buzzword.

Sarcastic Employee: "Well, that's very AIR QUOTE LEFT pro-active AIR QUOTE RIGHT of you."
Ubiquitous Marketer: "See synergy."

by CartoonChess June 4, 2004

quote unquote

Synonomous with: supposedly, presumably. Used in conversation to indicate that quotes should be placed around the following word or phrase.

quote unquote work = "work"

I quote unquote work on Fridays.

by mikwat June 7, 2004

Artistic Quotient

Artistic quotient is the perceived level of artistic taste an individual possesses. Abbreviated as AQ.

According to the purveyors of this term, a person with a high artistic quotient is one who indulges in art that is underground, non-mainstream, quirky, eclectic or kvlt.

Death metal guy: Hey, how did your date go?

Indie filmmaker guy: Bad ... she listens to Lady Gaga.

Death metal guy: Oh ... can I have her number then?

Indie filmmaker guy: Are you fucking kidding me! Do you want me to repeat how low her Artistic Quotient is!

by Der Gelb Baron December 5, 2011