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Spencer Queef

Another name for a tall guy who's probably from Canada, who at any given time can randomly blurt out a dumbass question. Also walks and talks like he is a robot sent from the land of maple syrup to learn about the US. He's also loud as fuck
Spencer queef: Primary objective... discover the meaning of "head"

Jack: What'd you just say queef?

Spencer queef: Oh nothing, just talking to myself.... Can I fuck your sister?
by keaty pablo February 25, 2020
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National Queef Day

National queef day celebrated on July 17th
Yo man tomorrow is national queef day, how we gonna celebrate?
by weirdlongwilly April 22, 2022
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sandal queef

When your foot forms a suction cup with the sole of your sandals, and when you step down the air shoots out and it sounds like, well, a queef.
Trying to sneak around at 2am with my birkenstocks on; boy is that sandal queef horrific!
by warrior_69 March 8, 2023
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Queebland

Another name for Canada, most often specifically Quebec. Homeland of Queebs, or French Canadians.

Used by those in the United States who live close to the Canadian border and often deal with French Canadian tourists or visitors.
Guy1: Man, we gotta go to Queebland and get some beer.
Guy2: Good of the queebs to make the drinking age 18.
by OldManOgrimm April 11, 2009
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queefan

Queefan is a ligit nigga named Ethan....like ligitness
by LigitLigitnessLikeLigit September 5, 2016
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penis queef

A more polite term for cockqueef. See also: dick fart or quofe.

Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly penis queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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man queef

when you have a fart that doesnt have enough pressure to expel itself out from between your ass cheeks and you are forced to squeeze your ass cheeks together and cause the trapped fart bubble to expel from under your ball sack. usually results in a high pitched popping sound
Dude, what the fuck was that noise?

oh, haha. i just had a man queef
by luckykorn January 4, 2010
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