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Broke Man Diet Plan

The Broke Man Diet Plan is when you diet buy not eating because you cant afford to fukin eat. This is along one of the most successful diet plans. Only beggars will fail this one.
Woman: Damn! How you lose that weight?

Man: I went broke lol! Its that Broke Man Diet Plan
by Mr. Rugby March 20, 2014
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Poverty Weight Loss Plan

A strict non-eating plan based around the fact that you are broke, and losing weight as a result
Wow! Being underpaid sure has its benefits! I have lost six pounds this month due to the Poverty Weight Loss Plan! And the good news is, looking at my bank account, I can carry on until next payday!
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016
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7 Point Plan

A plan conceived by a genius middle easterner, that entails them marrying someone smart and living off them in the future without having to work.
Melinda Gates really made her 7 point plan work. She has billions and doesn’t need to work at all!
by FluffyChubbyBunny August 24, 2018
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Hitler's Plan

Hitler after being butt hurt in Art school and cucked during world War 1 he decided to kill a bunch of Jews and betray all his allys.

It is also the best way to get a high K/DR in Fortnite
Ninja had his Hitler's Plan and kill 6 million children in Poland.
by E girls are thots March 11, 2020
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Simple Plan

Five guys from Montréal, Canada. The band plays pop-punk music. They've been around since 1999 and put out their first album--No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls--in 2002. Their second album--Still Not Getting Any...--was released in 2004. Their third album, a self titled one, was released in 2008. Their fourth album--Get Your Heart On!--was released June 2011.

Their singles include...

Perfect, Welcome to My Life, Addicted, I'd Do Anything, Astronaut, Summer Paradise, I'm Just a Kid, Can't Keep My Hands Off You, Perfect World, Shut Up

Some people may say they're a bunch of lame, whiny, emo losers, but they're not. They have literally SAVED LIVES, including my own. How would you like it if people constantly mocked and ridiculed the people who kept you from killing yourself, ending it all? How would you feel if you felt like you couldn't talk to anyone about any of your problems and they were all you had? How would you feel then? Go listen to This Song Saved My Life- Simple Plan. Maybe then you'll get it. They asked their fans on Twitter how their music has affected them and this was the product: an amazing, beautiful, tear-jerking song. I hope you get it now.

Anyone who's never heard their music... Please just give them a fair chance. Please.
1: Do you like that band Simple Plan?

2: Yes! They saved my LIFE xD
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Planar

A different word for system board only used by IBM and not really a word.
This machine has a defective planar.
by Richard October 1, 2004
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Phlanx

1. A unit of measure, indicating the holding capacity of one's anus.

2. An Arse load.
We're also knocking a phlanx of garlic bread for later in the evening...

My gaped anus can only take a phlanx of semen
by The M-arse-ked Avenger February 25, 2011
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