PAPER MONKEY

Someone who has a desk job doing paperwork.

Boss: Kathryn what are you doing?

Kathryn: I'za doin my werk like a good Paper Monkey!

Guy on a first date: So what do you do for a living?

Girl: I work at a car dealership, processing loan applications.

Guy: Ohh! Your a Paper Monkey!

by RedRibbonSword October 19, 2010

Paper penis

Toilet paper residue on your manhood, after you wipe urin off the tip.

Kevin: "Damn, I got paper penis again. I hate when that happens!"
Jeff: "You're a dick head! Only girls wipe!"

by SangitEde September 9, 2014

paper snatching

The act of stealing another's roll of toilet paper and then putting it in your own restroom.

"Mary and I went to the public restrooms at the park and did some proper paper snatching because we ran out. "

by RavagersClaws April 6, 2017

Paper bed bitch

When you have to cover the whole body to have sex with them then throw the whole bitch away.

Karen is such a paper bed bitch I had to throw the bed away.

by 34goto February 22, 2020

paper cut detector

Hand sanitizer

Yikes! Paper cut detector! Go easy on the hand sanitizer.

by MikeInDC December 14, 2020

Paper Straw

When something has become so progressive it ceases to function.

The act of progressivising something to the point it no longer functions as intended, or backfires.

"Bro that's my third straw this meal, they just keep collapsing"
"Well that's a paper straw for you"

"Bro I can't believe Steven Crowder is a peer reviewed fat studies expert"
"Yeah they really paper-strawed themselves on that one"

by JuliusRodgers1689 March 26, 2022

Paperone

A person who chaperones a PAP smear

Nurse in resident clinic: Any special needs for your patients today?
Doctor C.G. : Yeah, my second patient this afternoon needs a paperone

by AGRODEO August 4, 2022