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Putin

A troll used in many sentences.
Putin > Put in
Put in deez nuts in your mouth
Deez nuts was origin of a video.
And also, Trigger Alert.
You're putin.
What? I'm not named putin.
No, i meant, Putin deez nuts in your mouth!
by ymser June 10, 2022
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Putin Curse

The Putin curse is very much like the famed "Assad curse". The Putin curse is when a country or leader does something to negatively affect Russia but it actually negatively affects them. Most commonly used in the war in Ukraine when many media articles said russia would run out of manpower and ammo while in reality Ukraine was running out of manpower and ammo. Also, when numerous countries sanctioned Russia it bit the countries in the ass.
"Bro look at this media article saying Russia will run out of ammo in 2 weeks" month later "Bro look at this media article saying Ukraine is running out of ammo, must be the Putin curse"
by SpidersAreMean July 23, 2022
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putinning

The sudden act of going shirtless. Rugged manly shirtlessness.
"Putinning was his only option to impress the likes of the sexy young woman".
by ..T$.. August 14, 2017
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Putin's Retreat

A situation where you and your wife are invited to your boss's home for dinner. Upon finishing dinner, your boss takes your wife and proceeds to have sex with her on the dinner table in front of you while firmly holding your gaze. Upon finishing, he instructs you to leave and you are expected to shake his hand at the door and thank him for a lovely evening.
My boss invited us over for dinner. I really don't want to go because he's a psychopath and I know that it's going to end up being another Putin's Retreat.
by xavi_danger July 26, 2022
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Putin

Stupid idiot. Used when you want to say that hes/shes extremly mean and crazy.
Person 1: I really hate her
Person 2: Yeah, shes just as mean as Putin.
by valle3 March 10, 2022
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Putin

The president of Russia since 2012 to present as of 2021.
Putin
by the random. October 28, 2021
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putin

"Did he fuck you last night?"
"Yeah he putin inside me"
by mamsa February 21, 2022
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