by squidwhispers March 20, 2022
Get the putinmug. by myownpseudonym March 22, 2022
Get the Putinmug. putin - the unit of measurement of military defeats or the level of transparency of lies.
Popular synonyms: khuylo xujˈɫo, dovboyob dɔu̯bɔˈjɔb, moth.
Popular synonyms: khuylo xujˈɫo, dovboyob dɔu̯bɔˈjɔb, moth.
- Let's play SC2 again?
- You're no fun to play with, your strategy is almost 1 putin...
- What are you talking about?! Only the Johnsons don't know about your adventures, for they're deaf - your lies have reached 0.9 putin!
- You're no fun to play with, your strategy is almost 1 putin...
- What are you talking about?! Only the Johnsons don't know about your adventures, for they're deaf - your lies have reached 0.9 putin!
by Chippogratum January 9, 2025
Get the putinmug. Non-medical term for a micro-penis.
A man with a statistically smaller penis or genitals.
A dick of small stature.
A man with a statistically smaller penis or genitals.
A dick of small stature.
She really liked the guy, but they broke up after things got physical a she saw that he had a Putin.
It is rumored Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos built a large phallic rocket for space travel to psychologically compensate for his Putin.
It is rumored Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos built a large phallic rocket for space travel to psychologically compensate for his Putin.
by Conejo Macbunny March 18, 2022
Get the Putinmug. 
Vladimir Putin is a President of Russia from 2000 to 2008, then president from 2012 to the present time. In general, a good person (not counting the fact that in 2015 he concluded a truce with Ukraine only so that the latter would strengthen its army and fire with impunity at its “own” territory, populated mainly by Russians), raised the country from the @ssh0le of the 90s to the level of one of the leading powers (again). Leads an anti-Western and anti-LGBT policy.
Interesting facts: Putin is hated by the average Ukrainian and European;
if you write anything in support of Putin, they will call you a Russian or “Kremlin” agent and will accuse you personally for commiting bazillion crimes with a huge chance;
They like to accuse Putin of things he did NOT do;
Western media like to misinterpret Putin’s words;
A huge number of conspiracy theories have been created, among them Putin's dopplegangers and Putin’s palace.
P.S Yes, I personally am a puppet and agent of Putin, and accordings to statistics, i will more likely to get negative rating.
Interesting facts: Putin is hated by the average Ukrainian and European;
if you write anything in support of Putin, they will call you a Russian or “Kremlin” agent and will accuse you personally for commiting bazillion crimes with a huge chance;
They like to accuse Putin of things he did NOT do;
Western media like to misinterpret Putin’s words;
A huge number of conspiracy theories have been created, among them Putin's dopplegangers and Putin’s palace.
P.S Yes, I personally am a puppet and agent of Putin, and accordings to statistics, i will more likely to get negative rating.
Person A: Who is Vladimir Putin? I wonder who is he. (asks innocently)
Person B: (stroke, then psychopatically screaming) AEAEOOEOAEOEOAOOAEO IT'S MURDERER, R@P1$T, N@ZI, @$$H0L3 DICTATOR, MOTHER....ER, TERRORIST, WAR CRIMINAL, FREAK, MENTALLY RETARDED, PSYCHOPATIC... (trying to find words)
Person A: *dies from heart attack how every person would seeing mentally unstable human being)*
Person B: (stroke, then psychopatically screaming) AEAEOOEOAEOEOAOOAEO IT'S MURDERER, R@P1$T, N@ZI, @$$H0L3 DICTATOR, MOTHER....ER, TERRORIST, WAR CRIMINAL, FREAK, MENTALLY RETARDED, PSYCHOPATIC... (trying to find words)
Person A: *dies from heart attack how every person would seeing mentally unstable human being)*
by Absolutely random guy March 1, 2024
Get the Vladimir Putinmug. His Putin self found nowhere in traditional society he was welcomed. So he tried to make an entire country as equally shit, will Russians agree?
by NOu$e April 1, 2022
Get the Putinmug.