Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.

this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch

by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007

ass puppet

someone who acts as a puppet for someone else, as in they have a hand up one's ass controlling one's mouth

see also butt puppet

also used as a general name for any ass puppet. may be hyphenated (ass-puppet)

Keagy's hand was so far up ass-puppet his ring's make you think Dickskin had gold teeth

by n6ko January 20, 2003

hand puppet

someone that does the talking for a boss

eddie vetter of brothers electric was gary nolans hand puppet

by snowowl February 16, 2006

slave puppet

A person who does everything someone asks them to do. It is worse than being whipped.

Eric is being a slave puppet when he does his girlfriend's laundry every week.

by lilhobbit06 May 29, 2007

twat puppet

Someone who cannot think for him/herself.

My friend insists on only reading books from Oprah's book club. What a twat puppet.

by BioBioPup February 28, 2008

thumb puppet

When you are banging a girl from behind and you get your thumb all the way up her ass. Then as you wiggle it you can get her to make a variety of different sounds just like a puppet.

Yeah I hooked up with some strange the other night and surprised her with the thumb puppet. She squealed like the pig she was.

by Decals January 30, 2014

finger puppet

A young women who dresses very scantly. She is easily influenced by popular trends and often promiscuous sexually.
Usually between the ages of 13-17. Always immature.
This phrase orginated in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. It is a local pharse as of 2006.

"This girl I met over the internet is a finger puppet"
"Wow, whats with all the finger puppets at this party?"

by Tiki Marika May 30, 2006