Spider Pubes

fucking long pubes that are always spread out and uncontrolable

That Vegan girl had spider pubes, it turned me off

by Neb Yenoc December 23, 2008

Stewed Prunes

Drugs and/or Alcohol

Dude, we got stewed prunes, lets get fucked up!

by Lanky Sketchster August 5, 2010

matted pubes

when the hair around the vagina is nappy and knotted up

eww man that girl had matted pubes when i touched her

by missmomma March 13, 2010

pubes

according to sara silverman they are something gay couples braid

"will you braid my pubes forever?"
"of course i will!"

by shtoink September 22, 2007

pubes

pubic hair. man or womans. women should really shave it off, but some men actually perfer it. seen in south park where cartman buys that red heads pubes for 16 dollers and some-odd cents. the pubes were surprisingly not red.

just watch south park please

by ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? December 28, 2003

Pluck My Pubes

When you would rather "pluck your pubes" than do what was asked/suggested.

What? I'd rather pluck my pubes!!!
Oh yeah sure, I'll just go pluck my pubes and then do that!
I swear, I would've plucked my pubes over that!

by Pat and Myr September 24, 2010

Pubes

Pubes, also known as "purple pubes" or "pubis," is a psychostimulant of the phenethylamine and amphetamine class of drugs. Pubes can be snorted, smoked, injected directly into the blood stream or eaten, making it the most easily ingestible drug. Upon consumption, the drug immediately increases alertness, concentration, energy, and in high doses, can induce euphoria, enhance self-esteem, and give a person super-natural strength. Pubis has a very high potential for abuse and addiction by activating the psychological reward system via triggering a cascading release of dopamine, norepinephrine and serotonin in the brain.

Over-time, scientists have seen the evolution of pubes. Today, pubes can be cut directly from their source at maturity and harvested in incubation chambers for three to four months. Generally, pubes that have been aged the longest tend to have better quality and stronger effects. Professionals in the pubis industry have also found ways to genetically alter individual batches of pubes giving them more desirable characteristics, such as color, taste, density, and smell.

"These are some grade-A, high quality pubes, meng"

"All I do, smoke pubes er'yday"

"Jimmy's nothing but a no-good pubehead"

"If you want to smuggle these pubes over the border, you're going to need to hide them in your anus.

by DJ D-rel April 4, 2011