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proximity friendship

A friendship that is formed when two people are put in a situation outside of their control. Most applicable when the two individuals have little in common and otherwise would not form a relationship.
Jim: "So how did you and Bob meet? The two of you don't seem like you have much in common."
Frank: "I was on a skiing trip and Bob and I ended up on the same gondola...I guess you could call it a proximity friendship."
by Jonny T October 1, 2007
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Paroxysm

a sudden, severe attack of the symptoms of a disease, usually recurring periodically; a sudden outburst of emotion
In The Sea-Wolf by Jack London, Wolf Larsen's paroxysms lead to his eventual death.
by mephisto97 July 24, 2010
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Procyshyn

One of Ukranian decent. Strong willed, smart, good looking and fun to be around. Likes to drink and socialize. Is a perfectionist and can be very stubborn.
That Procyshyn he/ she is really great times. Love hanging around them.
by Sunshine19 February 4, 2010
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Proxymoron

Proxymoron is a moron by proxy
Proxy
1. the agency, function, or power of a person authorized to act as the deputy or substitute for another.
2. the person so nominate authorized; substitute; agent.
3. a written authorization empowering another person to vote or act for the signer, as at a meeting of stockholders.
4. an ally or confederate who can be relied upon to speak or act in one's behalf.

Moron
1. a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.
2. Psychology. a person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence quotient of 50 to 69.
I nominate you as my proxymoron, so you can flash your bum out of the window for me and pick up any fines or jail sentence.
by ITman May 4, 2008
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Prody

Word associated with English or northern irish people,manly used by people in the republic of Ireland
Oh look at that lad there,hes such a prody
by Bob_the_builder👍👍💪 November 4, 2019
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proximity mine

Pooping into the tank of a toilet, and taking the float out. This will make poopy water overflow from the toilet tank. The pure genious of this action is that most people almost always leave the bathroom while the tank is still filling.
"I went to that frat house last night and planted a proximity mine, by taking the float out and pooping in the tank of one of their toilets."
by Pantanto April 30, 2004
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paroxysm

a fit, attack, or sudden increase or recurrence of symptoms
In this violent paroxysm the whole top of the mountain is believed to have been swept away.
by Your Grim Reaper June 24, 2003
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