A man/woman that engages in hand sex in return for goods/services. large hands and nails help. uasually very flirty in the hand department. more often than not they wear gloves (tight leather) until the transaction has been approved. uasually say some kind of witty/topical one liner right before the handgasm.
Hand Prostitute:"hey baby, want a good time?"
Unwitting Customer: "do i?!"
*the two then proceed to hold hands in an explicit manner*
Unwitting Customer: "do i?!"
*the two then proceed to hold hands in an explicit manner*
by Vince Noir February 17, 2008
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I sat at the bar and played prostitute or not-stitute until 4:30 last night. Turns out they are all whooores.
by jcav October 7, 2010
Get the prostitute or not-stitute mug.Someone who uses a job to work on something other than that job. Someone who lies about where they are, claiming they are doing their job. Someone who claims hours on a time card that can't possibly be true.
A: Dan said he worked from home on Saturday for 26 hours!
B: Really? John said he saw him out looking at used cars this weekend.
A: Do you think he is claiming hours and he is not working?
B: Oh he may be busy, but not at the job he was hired to do. I am sure his Doctoral Dissertation will be the best in his graduating class based on the hours he’s claiming.
A: He's a real programmatic prostitute.
B: Really? John said he saw him out looking at used cars this weekend.
A: Do you think he is claiming hours and he is not working?
B: Oh he may be busy, but not at the job he was hired to do. I am sure his Doctoral Dissertation will be the best in his graduating class based on the hours he’s claiming.
A: He's a real programmatic prostitute.
by Stinky MacBurr December 15, 2009
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by Bazooka December 2, 2017
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Get the Prostitute mug.A female who pays males to engage in sexual activity with her. This is the opposite of prostitution, where the female recieves monetary compensation for her performance of sexual acts.
Reverse Prostitute: "Hey, I'm feeling really horny. Dillon, I'll pay you $70 to come sleep with me!"
Dillon: "Alllllriiiiight!"
Dillon: "Alllllriiiiight!"
by truelife1234 December 20, 2009
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