five step process

Step One: flatter and sweet talk
Step Two: pretend you're husband material
Step Three: send shirtless pic
Step Four: talk about the future
Step Five: send dick pic

This process never fails in getting girls.

Justin Choi executed the five step process flawlessly.

by jchoi1001 October 1, 2017

Protest

When a society reaches a certain point in economic wealth and status where its citizens have nothing better to do then disapprove or object something not of there own business.

Susie across the road apparently has her lawn mowed at 1.5 inches instead of 1.7 inches. CARL GATHER THE NEIGHBOURS AND MAKE SIGHNS THAT DONT MAKE ANY SENSE, WE MUST PROTEST! (This is not meant to offend anyone just my humble opinion).

by YeeterMeatBeater October 9, 2018

Professional Googler

Someone who believes they have way more knowledge than anyone else because they can Google an issue.

Jeff: That IT guy fixed my email problems within minutes!

John: Sounds to me like a professional googler

by yeahgdaymate August 2, 2009

professional queer

a man who believes that homosexual tendencies automatically make him an authority on fashion, hair, and/or interior decorating; any man on tv wearing a pink shirt; a man on 'news' shows who's only job is to lisp endlessly about "THOSE shoes with THAT dress?"

every channel is being taken over by professional queers

by blurg May 12, 2008

wet protest

An organized protest in which participants piss their pants. Often used as an extreme tactic to garner attention or recognition.

'Pee Your Pants for the Brewers' is a related concept to the wet protest.

by Varya March 9, 2009

Prodegy

An incorrectly spelled, um... variant of the word prodigy.

Somehow I doubt any true prodigy would make such an egregious spelling error. Especially you, Doug.

by sp4nk March 24, 2005

Process Weenie

Process Weenie (n): Someone whose sole reason for existence is to insist that the “process be followed”, often at the detriment to a reasonable, and timely outcome, and in direct defiance of common sense and logic.

The process weenie is blocking us from getting the project done on time.

by hightidetech March 4, 2009