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Looking Busy, Feeling Productive

What most incompetent, ineffective, or unethical workers do every day to remain on the payroll, or to avoid being fired.
Gullible bosses mistake busyness and long hours for productivity or good work ethics, because their staff are always looking busy, feeling productive all the time.
by MathPlus January 13, 2019
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Corporate Product

Any item that has been shamelessly advertised and flaunted to appease the general masses in order to generate vast profits for the parent company and its selfish executives. Most types of corporate product will rot the body, the brain, or both in some way. Consumer satisfaction is ignored as the companies use popular culture, ideas of social acceptance, and sexual themes to help sell their product.
Examples of corporate product: Ipods; Itunes Music Store; Coca-Cola; Starbucks Coffees; McDonalds; Nike clothing and shoes; DRM; music by the likes of Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Good Charlotte, Lindsay Lohan, Nick Cannon, Avril Lavigne, Dashboard Confessional, Sum 41, P. Diddy, Jay-Z, etc; Tyco toys; CNN; Fox News; Myspace; anything associated with MTV; Barbie; most cell phone networks; PSP;.....you get the picture.
by corporate mofo June 16, 2006
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productive bludging

The ease of doing nothing when joined by someone else.
This phrase was coined by Max Walker when doing commercials for Telecom,in the '80s.
Boss:(talking to a group of workers who are standing around appearing to be doing nothing)- Working hard I see.
Spokesperson: No,actually we are productive bludging.
by bevanp July 27, 2010
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Productocrastinate

verb(productocrastinating ; past productocrastinated)

When you're doing something productive in lieu of what you should be doing. e.g. laundry instead of homework. feeding your dog instead making food for yourself.
I just productocrastinated a huuuuge healthy shit instead of answering the landlady's phone call

I think I'll productocrastinate some cookies for study group while I think about that chapter outline
by productocrastinator March 13, 2013
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production pig

Being made to produce work or content you know to be faulty or without merit.
The clients turned me into there production pig once again. I told them this won't work, but they want it any way.
by Draven Westlake June 12, 2016
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PRODUCT

Product, is the, stuff, the thing, the thing/stuff, that people want/need from you. Normally in exchange, for cash.
Hey, bruh, we got some product coming in from Columbia, fresh, pure, you in, to I'm pick it up? Or, hey man you got some product, I'm in need of resupply, my boys need some more, to spread around.
by SeNtIeNt A.I March 12, 2017
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productive nigga hours

hours 6 a.m to 8 a.m when niggas are the most productive
hey NIGGA wanna smoke at sad nigga hours?
Nah Nigga i gotta get up and hustle at productive nigga hours
by DjFlacid August 12, 2017
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