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procrastinating

What performing right now instead of homework.
Mom: You gotta finish your 2 books and projects before we go on vacation
Me:Yea umm I gotta do something first. *write this definition and start procrastinating*
by Schools Annoying August 17, 2011
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Procrastibation

Originated from the words masturbate and procrastinate.

It is the act of procrastinating way over the limit until it all blows up in your face. It rarely feels good as you rather have somebody else do it for you, but in the end all your doing is fucking yourself.
"I was just sitting there after procrastibation and thought, what now?
by JuHwang September 9, 2011
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procastihate

The act of putting off or delaying:

1) letting someone know that you hate them
2) Ignoring or defriending someone
3) Treating someone like crap

until you have gotten something you needed from them.
Bill decided to procastihate Chuck until he was able to borrow and return Chuck's power washer to clean his deck so Bill didn't have to pay to rent one or for a service.
by z28 owner2 January 5, 2010
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Procrastibation

When one procrastinates by masterbating.
I didn't get anymore work done last night after a rabid case of procrastibation set it.
by jimmydercat November 2, 2010
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procrapstinate

To avoid pooping until later. Often done when playing video games, in a public place, or on a first date.
Randolph: How was your date with Cindy?

Thomas: Not good. I had to procrapstinate all day at the park. I told her I was sweating because I was hot.
by Gnarwall April 19, 2011
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Package Procrastinating

Going out of your house to do anything else but wait for your long awaited package
"I have been waiting for my COD 4 Package to arrive today, but I had no patience to wait at home, so I went Package Procrastinating to the mall"
by YoYoYan December 2, 2011
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procrastinate

To drag one's ass in such a pathetic manner as to ensure one's place in life as a complete loser.
Courtney had a lot of potential, but because she would procrastinate, she now lives in a cardboard box on the street.
by MiraRen July 30, 2008
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