Pro-procrastinator

A person that never lets you get any work done and gets you constantly off topic.

Steve: How did your project with Brad go?
Tim: Terrible, he's a total Pro-procrastinator, I'm gonna have to do it all by myself tonight.

by Oldspice1234 March 6, 2010

pro-crastinating

Someone who severely procrastinate and loses their amenity of procrastinating; therefore, the heavy procrastinators become pro at crastinating.

David: Mr. Goodger, I'm going to procrastinate on my Trig and Pre-AP Physics test. I'm good at procrastinating.
Mr. Goodger: Be careful David, if you procrastinate too much, you will lose your amenity become a pro at crastinating. In other word, pro-crastinating.
David: Ha! whateva, da crew n i r goin' driftin' at da zoo!

by BenchMax345 March 20, 2008

pro-ana

A term for a person or website that considers recovery for eating disorders such as anorexia or bulimia as a choice. Contrary to popular belief, these sites do not portray the diseases as lifestyles, and most consider themselves as having an illness that they do not wish to treat at the present moment.

She wears a red bracelet to show her support for the pro-ana movement.

She is vehemently opposed to her inpatient treatment because she still considers herself pro-ana.

by Lekvar July 2, 2005

pro-family

1) A idea in life that home is where the heart is, and gays should not be allowed to have either.

2) A less obvious way of announcing you are a bigot. Most likely white, upper-class, and christian.

1) I'm pro-family, and gays should not be allowed to marry.

2) I'm not a bigot, I'm pro-family! Come see my white snobbish children. Hurry! Church is about to start.

by OogaBooga May 28, 2004

pro-nasty

beyond badass

heard rappers on Robert Macneil's PBS special on language use it.

Yo, that boomin' system in yo ride is pro-nasty dog!

by Mr. Slick P. ProMasta January 5, 2005

Pro-stitute

(n) A woman with an over exaggerated sense of self worth who will only date professional men. Typically the types of men on their radar are successful Lawyers, Doctors, Businessmen, Running backs and point guards. Usually these golddiggers have nothing special to offer these men beyond vaginia and a potential unwanted paternity situation.

Guy: "Hi miss, can i buy you a drink?"
Pro-stitute: "Hell no. I don't see your stock options or a jersey with your name on the back. You probably drive a Camry."

10 years later
Pro-stitute:"Mister, I have ten kids can you spare a dollar?"
Guy:"Sorry but my new Camry hates whores."

by Mad Sclupu June 20, 2007

pro pipe

the opposite of 'noob tube', a term used in Call of Duty 4 where one shoots a grenade with the grenade launcher attachment at an enemy who is out in the open and could have easily been killed with a few bullets.

pro pipe is when the grenade launcher attachment is used tactically, ie. in the situation where when an enemy is wounded but escapes to cover behind a wall or around a corner and other enemies are advancing, so the grenade launcher is used in an intelligent way where no other option was available.

player: "yeah, so xXDARK_SN1PERXx took a faceful of bullets from my M16 and managed to escape around a corner, and when I saw his teammates coming up from behind him, I used my grenade launcher to kill him with the splash damage from the explosion."

player's buddy: "nice use of the pro pipe! but, you're a fucking noob for using the M16."

by arakniddude September 22, 2009