Praying at the Porcelain Altar

Function: Verb
Etymology: Dervied from the everyday importance of the lavatory bowl and it's material.

1. To defecate or vomit profusely as if one is praying and in need of dire religous help. (syn: Praying at the Porcelain Goddess)

Don't ever eat at KFC unless you need to be praying at the Porcelain Altar.

by The Amazing Anonymous One July 11, 2004

prayer

(n). Best known placebo known to mankind.

Little Billy was dying of cancer, so he prayed that God and Jesus would let him live. He died two months later possessing strong, but ultimately useless, hope. Not surprisingly, his prayer was in vain.

by A-Bag 777 August 12, 2012

Praying at the ugly rug

A slang term - used to describe performing oral sex on a woman.

* I cant take credit for this one - Thanks to my friend and neighbour - Ms K sylvester!

Last night I was so desperate for a for my girl to blow me that I found myself praying at the ugly rug - in the hope id get something in return!

by Andy the Great May 25, 2007

fuck prayer

As you climax you realize your fornicating with a diseased stranger so you scream “Jesus take the wheel” as you cum.

I hope you sent out a fuck prayer when you banged out that dirty prostitute named sparkle.

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 19, 2017

thoughts and prayers

"thoughts and prayers" is a popular, shortened form of the allegedly sentimental expression, "you are(w in our thoughts and prayers" and is generally used to express condolences, al, particularly after a tragedy. as comedian : Anthony Jesselnick pointed out, it is worth "less than fucking nothing".

man 1: what happened?
man 2: I guess some people were killed.

mab 1: oh shit. thoughts and prayers!

by badword666 October 25, 2020

praying mantis style

With the woman laying on her stomach and a pillow placed under the pelvis and the legs spread at a 45 degree angle, intercourse from behind while stimulating the clitoris with the right hand, which is placed between the pelvis and pillow.

Laura gave two thumbs up after being pleasured via the praying mantis style.

by 26110 September 6, 2012

Praying

A word used when Christian people on Facebook want to virtue signal to other Christian people on Facebook and is usually employed during a health, marriage or financial crisis. People don't actually engage in the activity the word implies. Sometimes used as a technique to spread online gossip disguised as a prayer request. It's the Christian version of wishing someone good luck.

Poster 1:. " My Uncle just lost his job and his truck was stolen! He needs a miracle. Also his wife left him.'

Poster 2: ""Praying!"

Poster 1: "My sister's friend found out her husband is dressing in her clothes. Let's give the devil a black eye by praying for his salvation and deliverance from perversion. He works at the pharmacy ."

Poster 2: "Praying!"

Poster 3: "Praying"

Poster 4: "Praying"

Poster 5:. "Which pharmacy?"

by DMGOLD69 August 18, 2021