Practically Spooning

When two people are almost, or sort of spooning, they are said to be 'practically spooning'.

Tor wished he could spoon her, but practically spooning was as far as he could get.

by 10manbandit February 4, 2010

practicetastic

When you work your ass off for all of the practice of a sport.

That three hour practice was practicetastic!

by kozsher December 23, 2010

Sharp practices

dishonest behavior

Any sharp practices will affect the lawyer's credibility

by Redletters June 20, 2018

Devices and Practices

In cock and ball torture, similar to many other sexual activities, CBT can be performed using toys and devices to make the penis and testicles more easily accessible for attack, or for foreplay purposes.

There are many devices and practices in cock and ball torture.

by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020

practical larry

When a skinny man with a tiny dick gets a object shoved up his ass and it comes out of his penis very painfully.

I thought it was just going to be a regular date, but it seems she gave me a practical larry! Its bleeding everywhere!!!

by Breck177 January 10, 2009

practicing to be a baby daddy

euphemism for male masturbation

Becoming a baby daddy typically (though not always) requires a male orgasm, and so for a male to bring about an orgasm on his own could count as practicing for the eventual orgasm that will result in baby daddy-hood.

A: "What are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Not too much... mostly just practicing to be a baby daddy."
A: "Don't get it in your eye."

by daisha August 17, 2010

practicing your dinosaur call

To puke, vomit, throw up, blow chucks, worship the porcelain god, etc.

Man, you were sooo drunk last night. Did I hear you practicing your dinosaur call this morning?

Yeah, it was quite rough.

by ;lkjasdfjhgf June 13, 2011