Desk Potato

One who sits at a desk all day long but gets little to nothing done -- usually because of websurfing or playing computer games. Derived from couch potato. Differs from desk jockey in that although employment involves a desk, nothing is getting done.

Jim has become a real desk potato. Between Mahjong and Minesweeper he manages to squeeze in a few hours on MySpace, and then he plays RPG's 'til midnight.

by someoneouthere September 14, 2008

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california potato chip

when you shoot a girl in the back with a load and it dries overnight. in the morning you peel it off and feed it to her for breakfast potato chip style

i fed holly a califrnia potato chip

by spanky May 25, 2003

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Potato Brain

A person who has the mental capacity equal to, or less than, that of a potato.

Swaggot: Ay, bruh, I got dat #SWAG

Guy: God, you're fucking potato brain.

by Manatee God August 11, 2015

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Potato Touch

The reward one gains after completing their goal. A singular touch to the head of the penis.

Logan: I just won my Minecraft match!

Adam: Nice going man! You have earned yourself one potato touch.

by pizzaboy1 May 14, 2018

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cage potato

1. In a scientific experiment, a control group of subjects with limited stimuli or activity.
2. A vegetative individual.
3. A domesticated panda.

1. "A third group served as cage potato controls."
2. "I haven't seen Izzy in weeks; she's such a cage potato."
3. "You should watch the cage potatoes on the panda cam eat and sleep, and eat."

by truffz February 17, 2006

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