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fax potato 

A person who faxes from one floor to another instead of getting up and running the information because they're too lazy to get out of their chair.
Dilbert, over in Engineering, is such a fax potato. He sent me 15 faxes this week. What, he can't leave his office to run me a READABLE spec sheet?
fax potato by Thor Rudebeck August 22, 2004
Word of the Day on December 1, 2017
People get confused when sentences don't end the way they potato.
i can count to potatoes.
potato by slapthatbutt November 29, 2011

chin potatoes

when your nut are on her (or His) chin
that bitch loves when i give her some chin potatoes.
chin potatoes by bheron July 12, 2006

sketch potatoes

when something is so sketch, it becomes potatoes
sketch potatoes by ginjy August 26, 2010

Front potatoes 

(noun) While similar to a combination of a FUPA and a muffin top, front potatoes are unique in that they are characterized by the presence of an exceptionally tight belt or tight waistband. This constricting element makes the lower half (the fupa half) rather shapely--as if there's a bag of potatoes in the subject's pants. While generally seen in men, "front potatoes" don't discriminate based on sex.
Michael's fupa was strapped in so tightly, he was rockin' some mad front potatoes.
Front potatoes by spuffstuff December 2, 2011

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes 

When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is
Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew