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ass paste

The putrid blend of unwiped ass and sweat forming a sticky, smelly paste characterized by a horrendous odor, an unfresh feeling, and skid marks which are impossible to remove, rendering underwear permanently soiled.
That grunge muffin asking me for spare change has visible ass paste. I could smell it a block away!
by scottiboi November 2, 2009
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Top-poster

A top-poster is someone who writes above the original text when replying to an email or a post in a newsgroup.
A. Yes.
Q. Do top-posters confuse people?
by Towchain February 15, 2008
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Busted Posters

The all new posters and advertisement on urbandictionary. It is like a periodic table but full of perverted stuff that many people don't know the meaning of (i do).
Boner Juice: (Self explanatory)

Mud Pie: When you cum inside of an ass

Dick Yogurt: When you leave milk inside of your dick for several days and you pee it out. It is a tasty, fruity delight. When kids do this, the substance is called trix.

These are just a few of the words from Busted Posters
by O.Z. (who else?) June 11, 2009
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Peskipiksi Pesternomi

The ultimate name for a spell in the world of Harry Potter. 'Peskipiksi Pesternomi' is supposedly meant to round up Pixie's, but Gilderoy "shittest professor in the world" Lockhart shows us that he's a fraud and doesn't know what he's talking about. The ugly bastard with a extremely cheesy and horrible looking smile was unfortunate to not die in the Chamber of Secrets when his memory loss spell, "Obliviate" backfired and caused him to lose his memory while shooting up into the air hitting several rocks along the way before falling back down causing Ron and Harry to be separated from each other which is the saddest moment of the film.
Peskipiksi Pesternomi
Harry Potter
Chamber of Secrets
by Badmanthebestpotterfan May 13, 2011
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posted

We are chillin posted at my dude's house.
by Keezy May 2, 2003
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poltent

A word from the scouse dialect, meaning attractive, fit and pleasing to the eye. Can be shortened to 'poey' also.
you look so poey in this pic bbe

you look ded poltent here girl
by powmow December 18, 2010
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Posteriority

Derives from Posterior and Posterity
Posteriority is what you end up with when you have your colonoscopy recorded in HD. Your posterior is now indelibly recorded for posterity and may end up being the butt of many jokes..
by LuvFun January 6, 2019
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