Poaching the Rhino

To whack ones self. To bust one out, to sexually satisify ones self.

While at home, jack's Dad walked in on him Poaching the Rhino. Embarrassed he said to his father "what you never did it?"

by Meoff first name Jack June 1, 2009

Fur Pocher

Fur Pocher- a guy who dates,hooks up or tries to get with an under age girl.

Look at JJ parked over there at the middle school with melted chocolate in his lap, what a Fur Pocher.

by Tyler H May 15, 2006

Friend poach

The art of stealing ones friends to chat it up with them.
(e.g. taking a friends hottie and trying to make said hottie your own friend ;-)

Hey Stephen I noticed a hot red head on your myspace. It's time to friend poach and make her mine too. hehehe

by John McStephenson May 7, 2008

panda poaching

Pursuing a person below you, used mostly in the context of debate teams, where varsity members try to hook up with novices.

That senior may have won two tournaments, but his panda poaching made three girls quit the team.

by brunoyouknow May 4, 2010

Dirt Bike Poaching

To ride your dirt bike somewhere that it is not normally permitted.

The other day we went dirt bike poaching on the golf course out by the lake.

by Bramond July 18, 2011

Poached

A Synonym for salty, cheesed, cringed, angry, upset, frustrated, pissed.

Omg I forgot my charger at home, I'm so poached.

by Motherfuckerjones40 December 16, 2016

ponch

a female version of the beer belly, usually very large in the mid-section and you would need a car jack to even lift it up.

Fat girls and ponches go hand and hand

by [e-mail] July 16, 2008