Rural Pornography

Cheap television programmes, especially popular on British tv on Sunday nights, which although purporting to discuss art/history/the nation's heritage/countryside affairs (tick as appropriate) actually consist of little else than scenic films of fields, sheep and lakes. Mostly used to distract miserable town-dwellers from sorry fact they have an hour long commute to a mind-rotting 8-6 job the following morning to look forward to.

Townie One: Oh shit, I've got to drive to Reading tomorrow to work in admin in a faceless office block.

Townie Two: Let's watch some rural pornography on Countryfile and pretend we're still camping in Wales.

by Wazzup Yokel December 13, 2010

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Porkographic

The Lane Bryant commercials that run during the Victorias Secret Fashion Show.

Look at those hot women... Totally porkographic.

by Kimberlita December 1, 2010

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Program Whore

A person that owns a computer and stores way too many programs and has too many icons on his/hers desktop.

Look at all of those programs you got! Wow you're a freakin program whore!

Hey, program whores are good to have around! They have the best programs to recommend.

by Stormwulf May 2, 2014

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program r

A code-based computer software created to torture students of statistics in order to drag their souls into perpetual hell. Once you lay your eyes upon the console, you are doomed to an eternity of errors and "visible eval."

Student 1: Did you do the problem set using program r?
Student 2: I started but then I think I saw the devil so I stopped.
Student 3: This class makes me want to kill myself!
Student 4: If you do, you better take me with you!

by amplexus_jane April 5, 2015

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