Poopume

The smell that's left inside a bathroom after someone else has taken a poop and tried to mask it by spraying a perfume.

I cannot take a shower in your poopume.

by InternetOfEverything August 22, 2016

Poopulated

When a database is filled with an overwhelming amount of crap data.

If your database wasn't so poopulated, you wouldn't be getting such shitty reports.

by Not The DBA May 24, 2016

poocuhé

The act of beating someone to the toilet to conduct a bowel movement, leaving the second individual to either hold in their waste or face the smell of shit.

What the hell Mat why'd you poocuhé me, I only had to pee!

by whatsgood9999 May 16, 2016

poopsuaded

Causing the overwhelming feeling of pooping on another person by telling them you have to poop

BOB - Dave, I just ate way too much at the buffet and now I have to poop.
DAVE - Thanks Bob, you just poopsuaded me to take a poop.

by craydude August 24, 2016

Poolump

Saying someone or something is a lump of shit

Ur such a poolump

by Fuxk_its_kay December 16, 2016

poonudedude

noun

A dude that poos nude.

My new roomate is a poonudedude.
I may need you to help me bury a body soon.
k, thanks.

by Opted_Out March 3, 2017

poonuk

BUM HOLE

MEG IS A TOTALL POONUK

by AHORSEWALKSINTOABRA March 25, 2017