Doodle Poops

Entirely unintended and supplementary post shit farting.

I thought I was done, then I went back into the bedroom and had the worst doodle poops.

by MBadgerJ March 9, 2019

Spooky poops

Spooky poops are when you are sitting on the toilet, feel a poop come out, hear a splash, but there is no poop to be found.

Casper: Man I just had spooky poops.
Winston: I got you, fam.

by Yuge Lad May 27, 2020

Farty poops on my shit butt

When you fart so hard you poop in your pants and it spreads all throughout your shit butt. Usually a side effect of the weed being too fire.

Brayden: Holy shit this weed so fye I just farty poopsed on my shit butt
Jeff:damn
Brayden: I guess it's a severe case of Farty poops on my shit butt

by Sargonasa November 25, 2021

Slimy poops

Three friends, named Lucy,Flynn and Sierra :)

“Oh man, that’s the gnarliest group of slimy poops I’ve ever seen”

by Marie’s January 30, 2022

Pooposity

The degree to which something resembles a large log of shit

The pooposity factor of that automobile is quite high.

by Pucci February 28, 2003

poopshitbitch

A derogatory term for a christian youth leader.


thetruthmongers.com

Psss, jacob. Lisa looks like a poopshitbitch today maybe she has FFL?

by Jbizzle and aurelio March 20, 2009

Poonus

A poonus is like a penis but smaller and slightly ingrowing.
somtimes with no ball sack.

In cold weather this often resembles a bellybutton.

unfortunate people often have a poonus

by Sam Poonus September 21, 2009