Poonin'

1) The act of looking for some fine poon.

2) Also see Scissoring.

"Oh, Michelle? Yeah, I think she may be out poonin' again"

by Mike Christensen March 21, 2008

Poonis

A form of genitalia that is similar to a penis. It shoots out shit and shoots solid cum. Only a few people in the world have them and when they touch someone else they lose their poonis and pass it on to the person they touched.

“TAKE MY POONIS YOU FUCKING BITCH!”

by Ltlitty November 23, 2019

Poontang

It's sweet, it's good to eat. You git it once, you want some mo. There ain't nothin like poontang, that hot sticky sweet pink taco.

It was dessert and dinner all in one. Poontang on the table pink taco on my tongue.

by TXB May 11, 2003

pooning

to sit at home and masturbate, on a perfectly good evening for going out and having fun.

Anna aint here tonight because shie's at home pooning!

by drohan - and the rest of the Guelph contingent August 25, 2002

poontang

From the well awsome movie 'full metal jacket' meaning the woman genitals.

"If i were gonna get my balls blown off for a word..... My word would be poontang!"

by .::Words Of Wisdom::. October 23, 2006

pooning

when you get a dirty pair of laydees underwear and scrape the vaginal discharage from them then sort it like sex cocaine!

laura makes excellent pooning juices!

by beth stranger February 5, 2008

poontang

A slang term orginated by Whalers at sea in the south Atlantic and Pacific in the middle 17th century. When a whale was spotted, the first sailor to get a harpoon or "poon" into the beast could claim the coveted blowhole. That evening after tearing the whale down the sailors would throw a huge party. The blowhole claimant would slather the blowhole with whale blubber and make a grand display of porking the blowhole until spewing his man juice while the officers and crew played harmonicas, banjos,violins accordians and drums. When the first "pooner" was satisfied, the other men in the first pooner's boat could use the hole for personal gratification. This was known as the "Poon-gang". Over time, the term was bastardized and slurred and misspoken until the present term "Poontang" came into common use by seamen.

High diddy diddy do the poontang jiddy, oh oh oh......Thar he blows!!

by Professor Bunghole January 31, 2010