pooty-nupty

A device used to extract stools out of the rectum.
Usu. a hook shapped object. First used on Aaron the Badass to extract his demon stool.

"The trained pooty-nuptologist extracted the stool from the patient with his pocket-sized pooty-nupty.

by Pooty-nuptologist October 16, 2014

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Pootie pow

A pootie pow is when a girl kicks or slaps another girl in the vagina

“I just gave her a pootie pow”
“THATS A POOTIE POW!!!!!”

by FuturePersinger May 10, 2024

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pooty gucker

Someone who lames up a gathering repeatedly by talking nonsense that only applies to themselves.

That dude is such a pooty gucker, he won’t shut up about his collection of “who gives a rats ass” for the 5th night in a row.

by SerpyDerp December 09, 2022

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pooty wick

When a tampon string hangs out

Damn did you see Lolita's pooty wick hanging out of her shorts?

by winklies May 30, 2015

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stealing the pooty

is when you tell a women any lie that it takes to get her to have sex with you !

Hey that woman from work how did you land her?
I got to know her at work and then as I did and as she told me about her relationship, I would say things like, well if I was him I would do everything with you that he doesn't do !

Oh so you have been stealing the pooty then ?

Well yeah !

by Uncle Striker December 04, 2019

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