Penis wrinkle

My friends a penis wrinkle

Holden is a penis wrinkle

by Ratchet hat November 17, 2021

whistle penis

A Whistle penis is when a dick is fully erect but still curverd down in the shape of a whistle

Im watching a porno and this guy has a whistle penis

by Whistle penisNator February 19, 2018

winter penis

The phenomenon where, in colder winter months, vasoconstriction leads to an average of 30% less girth in the male genitalia. This is due to the body trying to conserve heat, thereby shutting down certain blood pathways to stay warm; the penis being one of them...

Guy 1: Polar vortex hit this week, and I swear my dick shrunk like a half inch in diameter. I don't even want to show my girlfriend...

Guy 2: Sounds like a case of Winter Penis

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 3, 2019

Aster's penis

Noone's actually seen it, but legends say it's the biggest thing in the multiverse.
See Aster

"Woah, that building's almost as big as Aster's penis!"

by Asterical March 31, 2018

uncircumcised monkey penis

A fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure.

My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday.

by Mr.grittypants69 April 29, 2022

Talking out of his penis

A play on “talking out of your ass”. Similar meaning would be thinking with your “head”.

When you’re making out and he accidentally says “I love you”, but doesn’t really mean it, he just wants to get off. He’s talking out of his penis.

by Tucker21 August 25, 2022

Guess what... PENIS

a very funny joke that will have everyone laughing no matter their age.

Comedian. Hey guys guess what... PENIS
Crowd. Bursts out in laughter

by Benthegoat886 April 14, 2021