ponking

ponking is the act of wanking whilst having a shit, in short, mastashitting
v. ponk
n. ponker

am going to the toilet for a ponk, be back in 20 mins
Matt N. loves ponking

by mattynic October 8, 2005

GOD-POING

A person who can't speak English with good grammar.

My friend is GOD-POING.

by lookatme! February 23, 2003

poringe

To have sexual intercourse with an orange.

I poringed the shit out of that orange.

by smithboi69 May 20, 2009

ponines

Ricer slang for the cops,pigs,fuzz,5 o's,bears,police

Oh Snap dem ponines is after us!!!!

by Benito March 23, 2005

Proning Around

Moving around while Prone in COD 4

I was Proning Around the map killing people with my AK-47

by Max and David December 22, 2009

Poking

In RTS games, “poking” refers to repeatedly selecting a unit, eventually making them say different “annoyed” lines in place of regular lines for dialogue. It simulates that the unit you are clicking on can feel it like being tapping on the shoulder and gets annoyed because of how often you do it. It was first coined by the Grunt in Warcraft: Orcs and Humans, where he yells it aloud when you sometimes select one.

Grunt (Warcraft: Orcs and Humans): Stop poking MEEE!!

Grunt (Warcraft 3): Why you poking me again?!

Bren Carrier (Company of Heroes): Bren here, here, HEREEEEE!!

Airborne (Company of Heroes): You click me one more time and I will FUCKING smoke you.

British Tank Commander (Company of Heroes): Gunner! Point the turret up at that camera in the sky!

by Texting Error November 26, 2019

pooning

to sit at home and masturbate, on a perfectly good evening for going out and having fun.

Anna aint here tonight because shie's at home pooning!

by drohan - and the rest of the Guelph contingent August 25, 2002