poked the wolf

Joe: Hey I totally poked the wolf last night!
Sam: No way! Who?
Joe: Sarah
Sam: Wow! Doesn't she shave?
Joe: It was No-Shave November.

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Poking the hive

When someone is aware of the negative consequences of doing something but go ahead and do it anyway. In other words, you are asking for trouble.

I don't know, that guy looks pretty tough, do you really want to be poking the hive.

by slang-a-lang June 01, 2013

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The ability to poke.
Speaks for itself really!

Stacey is oh so poke-able.

by smushmorshann September 17, 2008

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John whipped out his cock after eyeing Jans's hairy pussy to Poke the Whiskers.

by Fuzzlenuts January 15, 2012

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by Counfsed May 06, 2018

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when someone acts like a gay pervert and will swoop in and steal your man with his epic dab moves and fuck him while you watch

stop being a ryan poke
joe just pulled a ryan poke on my boyfriend

by mysteriousmist January 24, 2020

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To experience Life-Altering or otherwise fantastic cunnilingus or intercourse.

"Daaaayum, Homie! Susan's walking like she's been bare backing a mechanical bull! That ho got COKER POKED!

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