Shite in a poke

Shite in a poke Scottish Slang for fuck off.

"Go shite in a poke bobby"

by Counfsed June 2, 2018

pickle poked

Pickle poked is when your daughter is so ugly,she COULDN'T get laid by a bar full of sailors. That just docked after a Hard year at sea...Poor bitch has used up or destroyed all moms dildos and ass plugs..Now when mom wants a quick hard object up her big ass,she has no choice but to hope to get Pickle Poked.

mom.Fuck I should have locked up my Dildos, Now All I can do is hope Someone brought Vegetables from town so I can get Pickle Poked.

by Nick Danger Brother January 5, 2022

Poke the Whiskers

To fuck a hairy pussy.

John whipped out his cock after eyeing Jans's hairy pussy to Poke the Whiskers.

by Fuzzlenuts January 22, 2012

poke-able

The ability to poke.
Speaks for itself really!

Stacey is oh so poke-able.

by smushmorshann October 30, 2008

Poking the hive

When someone is aware of the negative consequences of doing something but go ahead and do it anyway. In other words, you are asking for trouble.

I don't know, that guy looks pretty tough, do you really want to be poking the hive.

by slang-a-lang June 1, 2013

Coker Poked

To experience Life-Altering or otherwise fantastic cunnilingus or intercourse.

"Daaaayum, Homie! Susan's walking like she's been bare backing a mechanical bull! That ho got COKER POKED!

by Antoine Remmington III October 27, 2007

Poke Smoter

People who Poke Smot

Its 4:20 Wheres all the poke smoters at?

by Poke Smoters February 11, 2012