Pickle poked is when your daughter is so ugly,she COULDN'T get laid by a bar full of sailors. That just docked after a Hard year at sea...Poor bitch has used up or destroyed all moms dildos and ass plugs..Now when mom wants a quick hard object up her big ass,she has no choice but to hope to get Pickle Poked.
mom.Fuck I should have locked up my Dildos, Now All I can do is hope Someone brought Vegetables from town so I can get Pickle Poked.
by Nick Danger Brother January 5, 2022
Get the pickle pokedmug. by Counfsed June 2, 2018
Get the Shite in a pokemug. Joe: Hey I totally poked the wolf last night!
Sam: No way! Who?
Joe: Sarah
Sam: Wow! Doesn't she shave?
Joe: It was No-Shave November.
Sam: No way! Who?
Joe: Sarah
Sam: Wow! Doesn't she shave?
Joe: It was No-Shave November.
by GravityFallsNoMore March 29, 2015
Get the poked the wolfmug. When someone is aware of the negative consequences of doing something but go ahead and do it anyway. In other words, you are asking for trouble.
by slang-a-lang June 1, 2013
Get the Poking the hivemug. when someone acts like a gay pervert and will swoop in and steal your man with his epic dab moves and fuck him while you watch
by mysteriousmist January 24, 2020
Get the Ryan pokemug. "Daaaayum, Homie! Susan's walking like she's been bare backing a mechanical bull! That ho got COKER POKED!
by Antoine Remmington III October 27, 2007
Get the Coker Pokedmug. by Poke Smoters February 11, 2012
Get the Poke Smotermug.