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license plate

a tattoo located above the buttocks, generally spanning from one hip to the other

also termed as "Santa Cruz license plate"
Molly's pants were so low cut you could see the bottom of her license plate.
by m3g April 7, 2005
mugGet the license platemug.

Skid Plate

Yet another synonym for the area between a man's asshole and testes. See also: taint, durf, and grundle.

"Skid Plate" is actually an automotive term for a protective plate(or plates) that shield the underside of Off-Road vehicles from damage. Here, the former, "skid" refers to skid marks.
"I think I tore my Skid Plate climbing over that fence!"
by Riko February 18, 2005
mugGet the Skid Platemug.

Dirty Plate

A dirty plate is someone who has slept with a lot of people and picked up a few diseases along the way. A slut is a plate, because they offer sex to you on a plate, so a dirty plate is a slut with STDs.
Example 1
Boy 1: The girl just offered me sex.
Boy 2 : Don't sleep with her, she is a Dirty Plate!

Exmaple 2
Friend 1: Why do all the guys sleep with Hannah?
Friend 2: When sex is offered to a guy on a plate, he is going to take it!
Friend 3 : Yeah but wouldn't you want a clean plate?
by sour_lemon_drops March 20, 2011
mugGet the Dirty Platemug.

Anal Plate

A plate that when inserted into the rectal cavity, helps stretch out the sphincteral muscle.
I was practicing with my anal plate yesterday, and unfortunately Frank walked in on me!
by Circle Jerker December 3, 2004
mugGet the Anal Platemug.

pepperoni plates

When a girl's aerola is WAY to large and out of proportion with the size of her breast. Or, when her aerola is just too large in general. Generally viewed as a negative, embarassing quality by guys and girls alike.
Yeah, she's got big breasts, but the pepperoni plates completely wreck the attractiveness of them.
by TwiggyK September 17, 2006
mugGet the pepperoni platesmug.

Plate Sex

In Europe guys lay down with a piece of glass over their face and have a girl squat over them and shit over their face. The guys like to see the muscles contract.
Damn, George is going to that place to have some more plate sex.
by Bermuda May 5, 2004
mugGet the Plate Sexmug.

biffing plate

The area of a chick's ass that a male's Jackson Pollocks hit off when he bangs her
I sat down on my sandwich.
Now it's flatter than Jenna's biffing plate.
by Theeph May 28, 2003
mugGet the biffing platemug.

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