playing face invaders

Term for fellatio, usually used by females who are unwilling to perform the act due to demanding clumsy or unappreciative lovers.

"Oh hell, Simon's bound to want to play Face Invaders tonite if I go around to his place!"

by D F Stuckey February 18, 2004

Plaxing

unintentionally hurting oneself.
(see Plaxico Burress)

Man 1: John is such a clutz
Man 2: Seriously, he's always plaxing himself. Last I heard, he shot himself in the leg.

by ibman67 December 16, 2008

playing operation

When a male has sex with an extremely loose female, both partners agree to play a game. The man attempts to insert his penis into the woman's vagina without touching any walls. If his penis does touch the wall, she screams and he loses.

That girl was so loose, it was like playing operation!

by Wee Bobos February 28, 2010

Playing the Shitar

In anticipation of a rather lengthy shit, one brings their guitar into the bathroom to pass the time.

I always play better when I'm playing the shitar

by nygiantsphan May 1, 2010

Playing the Invisible banjo

Female masturbation, from the action of the hand as if strumming a banjo

Barbara's boyfriend couldn't make it that night, and with her being horny, she had to resort to playing the invisible banjo.

by darfieldboy June 8, 2011

Playing Go-Karts

The act of sitting across from your homie and using his left and right testicles and the gas and brake. To steer you use his shaft as a joystick. To shift you use his nipples. This act is actually very heterosexual and not quee.

Me: Hey Liam, do you want to try playing go-karts?
Liam: Yeah sure man I'm down, although last time it really hurt my balls.

by Amateurmilfhunter69 May 15, 2022

Playing Frogger

Crossing a busy street. Named after the video game Frogger, where you play a frog attempting to do such.

Trying to cross the boulevard, playing Frogger with my life.

by Ganondox October 25, 2022