Pre-pizza

The pizza that you eat just before eating another pizza (after which you may endulge in a post-pizza)

Example #1
Lucas:"What should we eat tonight?"
Malt: "How about pizza?"
Lucas:"That's cool. Let's go grab a pre-pizza first, though"

Example #2
Malt: "I'm doing cocaine. Wanna bump?"
Oliver: "No. i'll just go get a pre-pizza"

by Malt007 January 20, 2011

Pizza Shit

-The type of explosive diarrhea you have after eating too much pizza and chasing it with Diet Dr. Pepper. Usually followed by a stinging sensation and then spontaneous anal combustion. Known widely to clog toilets within 30 seconds, usually requires 5-6 flushes and several rolls of TP.
-A common misunderstanding of the use of the phrase "piece-of-shit"

Dude 1: Man, I wouldn't go in there if I were you!
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude1 : It smells like a piece-of-shit!
Dude 2: A pizza shit?! Fuck man, I told you not to eat that second jumbo meat-lover's with marshmallows!

by DaBigPizzaShit April 19, 2009

chest pizza

A chest pizza is that pool of drunken puke that occurs when you throw up on your own chest.

I wouldn't go in there, Calvin is making chest pizza.

by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009

Showbiz Pizza

Showbiz Pizza was a restaurant chain in the early 80s to late 90s. The pizza parlors were known for their animatronic rock band, the Rock Afire Explosion. While on the verge of bankruptcy they bought the Chuck E. Cheese’s Pizza Time Theatre and in a process known as Concept Unification they converted every Showbiz Pizza to Chuck E Cheese’s.

Dude: Hey man, remember Showbiz Pizza?
Man: Yeah dude, wish it was still around.

by Alex Lake Shire January 5, 2020

Pizza Cum

The flavour of one's cum after over-consumption of pizza. Comes with variety of flavours depending on the toppings on said pizza.

James eats so much pizza, when he gets a blowjob, the giver always tastes the flavour of "pizza cum" when he blows his load in them making them swallow because it was that delicious.

by DrArmageddon August 11, 2017

Table pizza

A pizza for sharing amongst a group, typically ordered as a side dish to main meals.

Say Scott, I'm really hungry and can't decide which one I want, shall we get a table pizza as well?

by pizzalover69 January 21, 2014

Scomo Pizza

A style of Hawaiian pizza, that once it's in the oven, you just leave it to burn while you fuck off on holidays.

"Yo, why the fuck is this pizza burnt to a crisp?"
"Oh, that's a Scomo Pizza, it's named after the Australian Prime Minister."

by Rocky Homeboy Sanshizzle January 8, 2020