hang up the phone

An annoyed or embarrassed response to the stupidity or incompetence of another. Synonymous with "Shut the fuck up", or "Jesus, you're stupid". Derived from one man's inability to counteract the obliviousness of those around him, to which he blurted it out in frustration. Also, an appropriate reply to an unfunny or otherwise retarded joke.

Bo: "Boy, I have a lot of tools in my garage."

Me: "Hang up the phone, tubby."

by Captain Walleye August 20, 2008

Burner phone

A separate phone used for business purposes, usually for drug deals. Also can be called "burn phone."

If yall need some kush, you can hit me up on the burner phone.

by Ingle July 24, 2006

Phone Wanker

Someone with an overwhelming obsession with their phone, phone related apps and equipment. Someone with a new phone who is generally a boring person with nothing relevant or interesting to talk about. Someone with an aggressive need to show you their phone and tell you about its uninteresting attachments.

Look at my new phone, it has an app that comes up with interesting phone related conversation starters. Check out how much music my phone has! Why would I want to sleep with you when, instead we can talk about how much memory my phone has. I have no personality but my phone can be used as a metal detector. I am a complete Phone Wanker!

by The Scuzzy one October 28, 2010

phonebook loner

Used to suggest someone has an unusual or weird name. So unusual in fact it will probably be the only name of its kind listed in the phonebook - hence the term phonebook loner.

Person 1: I'm getting married next month.
Person 2: Oh yeah - what are you going to be known as?
Person 1: Mrs Manibaboo....
Person 2: OMFG! Your going to be such a phonebook loner with that name! There cant be anyone in the area with that name.......

by d(O_o)b July 5, 2009

Banana phone

A song that is on a pointless, BUT FUNNY Animation on newgrounds and now ebaumsworld

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phooooone!
I got this feelin'
It's so appealing
For us to get together and sing. SING!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding banana phone!
It grows in bunches
I got my lunches
It's the best
Beats the rest!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
Don't need no quarters, don't need no dimes, to call a friend of mine
No need computers, or TV, to have a real good time,
I'll call my dentist
I'll call my cat
It's cellular, modular, intellective, oddular!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phooooone!

by Becca January 8, 2005

Phone Block

Pretty Simple.

As your approaching someone and To Avoid talking to them, You take out your Phone and pretend Texting, or acting like you got a notification...

As Jason Approached his Ex-Girlfriend Amanda,
He quickly took his iPhone out and he Phone Blocked Her by pretending like if he got a Text.

by Mikail Mayers August 23, 2011

cell phone heaven

When one loses or breaks their mobile device beyond repair or recovery.

John: "I've been calling you all morning. Why don't you pick up?"

Mike: "My phone went to cell phone heaven last night."

John: "I'm so sorry. My thoughts and prayers are with you."

by mpfogarty October 21, 2010