by Columbia_Kid October 26, 2019
Get the Dirty Persian mug.A typical Persian in La (generally Beverly Hills) puts in great effort to seem rich but are in debt. Persian women are famous for nose jobs and dye their hair at least once in their life. They hate their body hair and will bitch behind your back. 50% ruin the culture by giving the reputation Ahmadenijad does. The other 50% aren't divorced and all have a life. Young girls usually don't find what they are until they turn 30.The men have hair everywhere except when they hit 30 and have none on top of their heads. They prefer fat girls working at a fast food place just because they are blonde rather than a successful Persian princess.
Persian Woman 1: 50% of Persians are bitches
Stupid Persian Lady with big mouth and ears: If you hate Persians so much, why do you shop here?
Persian Woman 1: I AM PERSIAN! YOU ARE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO WRECKS OUR CULTURE! YOU ASSHOLE SHOULDN'T BE LISTENING TO OTHER PEOPLE'S CONVERSATIONS! CUNT!
Stupid Persian Lady with big mouth and ears: If you hate Persians so much, why do you shop here?
Persian Woman 1: I AM PERSIAN! YOU ARE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO WRECKS OUR CULTURE! YOU ASSHOLE SHOULDN'T BE LISTENING TO OTHER PEOPLE'S CONVERSATIONS! CUNT!
by SifeedGorbe((; January 24, 2013
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The act of putting your toes in a girls vagina while at the dinner table. It is not a true Persian under toe unless the girl is wearing a skirt with panties pulled to the side.
by Pooyow118 May 5, 2011
Get the Persian under toe mug.During cunnilingus, the act of shoving one's face into the partner's vagina, moving the head side to side and making a LI-LI-LI-LI noise like a towelhead as loud and fast as humanly possible.
n. So Farrokh, did you give Jillian the old Persian Warcry last night?
v. Hell yeah, I Persian Warcry'd the hell outta that bitch.
v. Hell yeah, I Persian Warcry'd the hell outta that bitch.
by TNA_GT May 13, 2006
Get the Persian Warcry mug.one of da most welathiest peeps on da planet. u gotsta have a bmw or mercedes to be a true perian....bentlys work too. knows for there HUGE dix and there ability to get wut they want! forget dem gansgta sht aint got nutin like we do.
yo chek dat gangsta rolin in da hot mercedes benzz wit da blingin ice around his nek!!....yo dat aint no niga das a persian!
amreekayess=boro bemir eeshala HOME-beverly, cali & GN, ny
amreekayess=boro bemir eeshala HOME-beverly, cali & GN, ny
by raph March 3, 2004
Get the persian mug.A race of people from the Middle East that are ashamed of the actual country they come from. They use the term "Persian" because the world generally frowns on "Iranian" or "Iraqi" after 9/11.
Persians generally move to the U.S. while the entire family lives in the same house. They purchase expensive cars and clothes to show how "rich" they are.
Persians are easily spotted by the slick black hair, uni-brow, dark-complexion and INTENSE fragrance of cologne.
Persians may also be dressed in clothes that may look rediculous to one that is not accustomed to Persians, like black shirts with shiny gold images on them, mirror sun glasses and tight jeans with the trademark "artificial worn look" on the front.
Warning: Never try to sell anything to a Persian. Their overly-aggressive haggling will overwhelm a non-Persian. If you must, raise the price by 20% before and let them feel proud of how amazing they are at bargaining when you give them 10% off. They will feel like the Sultan of Persia, you will have made them paid more just for giving you such a hard time.
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Some Persians males will go as far as to say they are "Italian" or "European" just to bang stupid white chicks because their family will never allow the banging of a non-Persian.
Persians generally move to the U.S. while the entire family lives in the same house. They purchase expensive cars and clothes to show how "rich" they are.
Persians are easily spotted by the slick black hair, uni-brow, dark-complexion and INTENSE fragrance of cologne.
Persians may also be dressed in clothes that may look rediculous to one that is not accustomed to Persians, like black shirts with shiny gold images on them, mirror sun glasses and tight jeans with the trademark "artificial worn look" on the front.
Warning: Never try to sell anything to a Persian. Their overly-aggressive haggling will overwhelm a non-Persian. If you must, raise the price by 20% before and let them feel proud of how amazing they are at bargaining when you give them 10% off. They will feel like the Sultan of Persia, you will have made them paid more just for giving you such a hard time.
Iteresting Fact:
Some Persians males will go as far as to say they are "Italian" or "European" just to bang stupid white chicks because their family will never allow the banging of a non-Persian.
I was trying to sell my TV to this Persian guy. It took me 2 hours of his haggling to get me down to $150. I was going to sell it for $125, but when I saw he was Persian, I knew I was in for a ride.
by Apecreature March 24, 2011
Get the Persian mug.1)One of the richest and to some extend smartest groups of American society
2)The majority of students currently attending UCLA
2)The majority of students currently attending UCLA
1)Arash bought a new BMW ,just after he got his bachelors,.
2)No wonder you got to UCLA right after high school, you are Persian Jewish
2)No wonder you got to UCLA right after high school, you are Persian Jewish
by kyle101 November 10, 2007
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