Nosey Parker

(Brit infml derog) a person who is nosey.

I caught that nosey parker reading my diary

by Maiden Melancholia June 26, 2006

pecker shock

The moment you realize a man's penis is either way too big or way too small for you to have sex with him.

I did really like him, but then he took down his pants. I went home crying from severe pecker shock.

by saphire_xoxo85 August 11, 2010

flat pecker

Term used to describe women, pussies, or cunts.

Check out that flat pecker.

by Cody Peterson April 17, 2007

Parkersburg

A small urban city in west central West Virginia, adjacent to the Ohio River. Historically significant for its abundance of 12 Step programs, overidentification with Neanderthalic sports activities, and large gay and lesbian communities, Parkersburg takes pride in being recognized as the enflamed, smegma-encrusted foreskin of Appalachia.

While traveling down I-77 I always try to stop in Parkersburg for my feminine hygiene products.

by VocabJabber October 17, 2008

peckerhead

A name that you call someone that really pisses you off.

"Haha you're dumb."
"Shut up peckerhead."

by Kaitlyn February 16, 2004

sarah jessica parker

See Dee Snider. Vocalist for Twisted Sister.

If you type in Dee Snider in google, Sarah Jessica Parker's image appears.

by Jesus Harold Christ(that's with an H, as in Haysoos) June 11, 2006

tony parker

1. The best French basketball player ever, point guard of the San Antonio Spurs.

2. The lucky son of a bitch that's dating Eva Longoria.

1. Did you see Tony Parker make that mad-ass drive to the hoop?

2. Yo Tony Parker, can I fuck your girlfriend tonight?

by Marcus Reed August 20, 2006