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penile decrepitude

Very similar to senile decrepitude only its not your brain that is soft.
Similar to whiskey dick.
A serious softening of the penis.
Impotence.
Hey man what is wrong with me?!?!?! Not even that wild ass HOT red head could get me hard last night. I must be getting old or something...

No man it was all that tequila you drank.
Yea but she was SO HOT... and she sat on my face for a half hour and nothing...
Wow dude you must have penile decrepitude setting in.
by word jockey September 8, 2013
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Penile Vaginalation

The name of the male to female sex change surgery.
Yo did you see Donald got penile vaginalation surgery? Donald is now Dana.
by sniffingsneef June 6, 2022
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Penile germ

1) Any sort of STD.

2) An infection of the penis

3) a reference to a very small penis
1) "ive got a nasty penile germ"
2) He doesn't have a big dick, he has a penile germ
by mabolzichjjl September 29, 2010
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Penile Purgatory

That point of waiting after round one for your penile facilities to return for round two.
Hold on a minute. I’m in penile purgatory!
by Dickolas Cage November 9, 2019
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penile region

The region surrounding the penis and the testicles in the male human body. Animals often also have penile regions but less developed than the human penile region.

Most people consider the penile region as yummy as chocolate cake.
"Somebody once told me, penile region's yummy, so I went out and sucked a big black cock."
by peppodo the third February 22, 2017
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Shorty penile disorder

Something that Mohd. Junaid Javed was born with. It could have been cured in 100$ but his mother refused. Now he walks around with a small peepee.
Pradeep: Yo that man has an 18 inch penis.

Junaid: 18 of my penises would fit in it.
Sonam: wtf?
Junaid: yeah I have a shorty penile disorder
by Queenmercuryf February 27, 2017
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Penile

adjective for a man who is senile or other wise suffering from dementia, but with regard to his or her penis
"have you had sex with Peter recently? he's totally gone penile!"
by thewordsdefiner September 21, 2023
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