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Arm Pilot

Using a marker and your arm to keep schedules, appointments, phone numbers, shopping lists, and other notes.

Like a Palm Pilot, but the ink won't wear off as quick.
do you have a sharpie? I need to take this number down on my arm pilot.
by Stuart Mizrahi October 18, 2008
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Auto Pilot

When you have regular homework to do and you have no distractions so you can work for hours straight and not even realize how long you've been doing work because your brain is on auto pilot.
"My school is so hard. So much work. But this weekend I was on auto pilot so I finished my work without even thinking about it."
by Ima Goodstudent July 24, 2012
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Co-Piloting

Co-Piloting is when a couple gives road head to each other simultaneously while one partner steers and one partner pushes the pedals with their hands.
"Dude! Me and Junie went Co-Piloting all night last night to celebrate her getting her license! it was as litty as her titties."
by dregz June 17, 2018
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Black Pilot

Is a normal pilot that is just black you fucking racist cunt
by Hugyygygyuv November 10, 2020
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double-fisted fighter pilot

variation of oral sex with "handlebars" where the woman is grabbed by a single ponytail with both hands and her face fucked, sometimes moving her throughout the room

experienced professionals have been known to shout battlecries, break furniture and the occasional neck, open parachutes upon ejaculation, and be referred to as "der Baron!"
Child 1: "Ha! Your mom wears a wig cuz she has leukemia."
Child 2: "Your mom wears a wig cuz I gave her the double-fisted fighter pilot."
Child 3: "Ha,ha! He rode your mom with no handlebars."
by Pretarded Retro-schizophrenic February 5, 2010
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My Dog Pilot

Some faggot who's life revolves around tennis balls and loves men.
Pilot nobody wants to play ball you faggot!

Sorry, My Dog Pilot loves balls.
by TooLate4Donuts May 7, 2020
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J. Pilot

The abbreviation for the scientific term Junky-Auto-Pilot. Junkies (a.k.a. junker, junks, Team J) have the rare and unexplained ability to not only work and interact amoungst normal civilians for long periods at a time, but also carry the unique ability to reak social night life havoc for up to 72 consecutive hours at a time. It is at some point during this period that J. Pilot is activated, and it is at that point where no baby hippo is safe. Studies have shown that over 92% of baby hippo poaching is the result of Junky Auto Piloting.
Ernesto, is it weird that we woke up at Fausto's house with lettuce all over the floor? Ohh nevermind, I remember hitting the J. Pilot button last night. Damn it.
by Jungle Junky September 2, 2010
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