Nipple peaking

When your nipples harden.

Friend 1: "Man, your nipples are hard, what should we call that?"

Friend 2: "We should call that nipple peaking".

by Daddy Penguin July 1, 2016

amish petting

Heavy petting with close on and no intention of going any further.

I went to Jamies house last night for Amish petting because it was her time of the month.

by Imntntx2017 April 5, 2017

gold-plating

A practice in European Union, when its Member State adds new (and often more demanding) requirements to those that are expected in common legislation - mainly directives. Sometimes caused by overzealous bureaucrats, sometimes it is just their pure idiocy.

Bureaucrat 1: Recipients of this EU schemes are asked to submit invoices upon the end of the project.
Bureaucrat 2: Let's also ask them to write a 100-page long end-of-mission report, 10 testimonies of beneficiaries and copies of Annual reports 10 years back.
Bureaucrat 1: But that is gold-plating!
Bureaucrat 2: Sure, but we do not really want European money.

by Blavak Mike February 5, 2019

Mission Peaking

Twerkin' whilst hiking up Mission Peak in Freakmont California. A tried and true way to help close all activity rings on the Apple Watch.

Tha to Miki: "Damn Gurl! Look at Cef Mission Peaking up there on the side of the hill!"
Cef: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Look at me! Twerk! Twerk! Twerk! Where's my Happy Lemon H5???"
Miki: "I like turtles."
Kim: "WTF"

by Kibbles 'n Bits February 21, 2019

broom-petting level

When one becomes so high, that they think a broom is a cat or dog and begin to pet it.

"I got so high last night I was on broom-petting level! I kept petting my broom thinking it was my cat."

by lar snort September 14, 2019

Chia Petting

The act of cumming on a bald persons head after the act of sex and sprinkling seeds on the persons head

Just got done chia petting this bald girl, it was quite the rush!

by SassyTerrier February 21, 2021

tadpole petting zoo

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo

If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.

by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022