Triple-Pat

verb&noun. The act of strategic pats to the key carrying, wallet toting, and cellphone residing pockets of one's pantaloons before exiting one's humble abode.

Dude I forgot my wallet! Why oh why did I not triple-pat it up before i left my homestead!? (Raises hands to the gods and shakes head)

by B-rock & Mush February 23, 2008

pat attack

When speaking to another person the speaker realizes they are accidently quoting an 80s song. Instead of just finishing the thought the speaker starts singing.

Dude you know you are a heart (singing) breaker dream maker love taker don't you mess around with me no-no-no!

Wake me up (singing) before you go-go. 'Cause I'm not plannin'' on going solo. Dude you just had a pat attack!

by TI99 May 3, 2008

pat sharp

An english gentleman often found on such televisual delights as 'fun house' in the 80's.

Dude, pat sharp is a fucking legend with that mullet. i think id like to be him.

by edd and ju April 14, 2004

the pat sullivan

when you jerk four times in one day
withoput lotion or lubricant resulting in sores on your penis

"hey rasheed, i jerked off 4 times saturday without loition and now i have asore on it" , pat sullivan

by sheed April 23, 2005

big pat

1. An enforcer
2. Someone who takes no shit
3. someone with a handlebar mustache
4. someone who uses the phrase "cocksucker" atleast 146 times a day

Oh sheeet big pat is home.
run!

by mr. e! October 23, 2007

Matter Of Pat

The greatest rapper within a 3 ft radius of his dorm room.

Yo, Matter Of Pat sucks, but I can't turn away!

by MC Squared December 5, 2004

Pat McGroin

A TSA agent that enjoys his work a little too much. Related to Phil McCraken.

I got reamed by Phil McCraken and his brother Pat McGroin at the airport this morning.

by spoonylove January 2, 2012