Dry Patch

A period of time in which you don't have sex because you can't find anyone willing to fuck you.

Chad: You an incel brah?
Ralph: Nah, im just going through a dry patch...

by Rafitz July 6, 2019

Wolverine Patch

A greasy ass patch of hair located above the ass crack. It is usually shaped in a upside down triangle, as if pointing to the anus.

"Eww that chick behind me has a large mass of hair on her lower back."

"Thats a fucking wolverine patch!"

by Jacob Prenger December 18, 2008

Patches O'Houlihan

You are having sex with a girl, reverse cowgirl style in her wheel chair, on an incline. As your finishing, lift her by her lifeless hips, and toss her in front of the wheelchair, and proceed to run the bitch over. The best part about this technique, is she'll still be there tomorrow. But if you're a gentleman, you'll call her a cab.

So I gave this girl a Patches O'Houlihan, and I was going to call her a cab, but she got hit by a semi. At least I got the wheelchair out of the deal.

by Jeff King Man February 27, 2007

snatch patch

Article of clothing worn by women to cover their lady parts 'down there', which is juuuuust big enough to do the job. Can be underwear, swimwear, random item worn during a walk of shame, etc.

"Hey, man, check out that chick! She's not wearing any panties, man."

"Sadly, she is. She's wearing a snatch patch."

by bhalrog December 8, 2012

melon patch

Vagina and the area serrounding it.

Any man is entitled to have his melon patch protected from the wild bucks of the woods.

by Colin D September 13, 2006

soul patch

The patch of hair directly below a male's lower lip, any self respecting stylish male has one

chick: wow that dude has a soul patch, he must be cool

by very_cool_dude May 22, 2006

Elbow Patch

Stimulating a penis with the lubricated crease of one's elbow to the point of ejaculation.

Since Suzy has no hands so she had to give me an elbow patch to get me off.

by Pedro is a Perv April 12, 2011