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Dutch Painting

Fine bitch with DSL is giving you dome and just as you discharge your gun into her cockholster you slap her so hard she spits the cum all over your wall and BAM a modern art masterpiece. Then that girl leaves and the next one comes and and the whole process takes place again on another wall.
Alex- How did you get that fine white art painting on your wall?
Jesse- Well, This spunky broad was all up on my dome piece so I let her choke on my baby maker for a little bit, I told her seconds before I blew not to swallow, after shooting my love sniper I gave her the quick one two "a.k.a the donkey punch" straight to the side of her dome piece ……..and that's a Dutch Painting is made
by Jesse O., Alex M. February 8, 2008
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SWEAR PAIRING

WORD PAIRING involves the pairing of a swear word with any other word in order to add significance to the second word.

In this capacity it is often the case that the swear word conveys some type of discriptive capacity regarding number, significance, import or quality.
Below are listed some practical examples of swear pairing

"Mate you should grab a couple of bags of cornchips, cos they're on special..."
"Nah buddy, I've got fuckbags of chips at home..."

"That guy was fuckdumb wasn't he?"

"This situation is headed to fucktown fast..."

"My pay cheque hasn't cleared yet god damn it...looks like I'm eating 2 minute shitnoodles again..."
by K9Guy October 6, 2009
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Japanese Finger Painting

When a guy jizzes into a bowl and a chick dips her fingers in the guys jizz then gives him a hand job
by Shawnica February 27, 2009
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painting

The act of pinching and then slapping cheeks to make them rosey red
Jenny decided that painting her cheeks would make her look good for her boyfriend
by Cronicial April 10, 2011
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pawning

Is Tony still pawning? I didn't know if he had trees or not.
by aublob February 11, 2009
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painting

The act of ejaculating on the picture of a female, creating a very creative portrait that should be sold in a museum
I hate that bitch mariah Carey so much---I think I'll print out a picture and do a little painting.
by LoganDejobeBomaye May 4, 2011
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black jesus painting

A really shitty painting of a black Jesus found mostly in poor black people's homes. Usually painted by someone with questionable artistic talent.
You know that cat Dirty Red who I buy that kush from? He has a Black Jesus painting promintely displayed in his filthy living room, that shit creeps me out yo.
by suicide assistant March 8, 2007
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