proper-benny

When someone does something so stupid it’s like a scene from a Benny Hill comedy sketch.

Golf player 1 “Oh look at that guy running across the farmers field to get his ball”
Better golf player “oh that’s proper-benny”

by TheBGF January 19, 2025

proper noun

Nouns that should always be capitalised

"Wait, shouldn't the words I write definitions for on Urban Dictionary only be capitalised if they're a proper noun?"

by Robiginal January 30, 2026

Proper Christmas

A drink I just invented. Equal parts eggnog and root beer with a shot of fireball.

I'll have a Proper Christmas

by VariationStranger October 4, 2025

well proper

when someone or something is heaps awesome/fit/hot/nice/good/great/wicked etc.

'that guy/girl is well proper'

'i went to the beach today and it was well proper.'

by michelle_super October 8, 2009

Beat Those Proper

To have good sex or to fuck well.

She went down on me and then I beat those proper.

by Slave2Rhythm January 9, 2009

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?

The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')

Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"

by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021

Southern Proper

The style of clothes worn by the men of the Southeast. A typical outfit usually consists of a polo or sport shirt, khaki shorts or pants, a watch with a leather strap, leather loafers without socks, a matching leather belt, and sunglasses (usually worn with a croakie). The shirt can be tucked in, or worn casually, depending on the event. For more formal events and celebrations, a bow tie is usually worn with a sharp blazer. Popular clothing brands worn by proper Southern men are Vineyard Vines, Sothern Tide, Brooks Brothers, Polo Ralph Lauren, and Southern Proper. Popular shoe brands are Sperry Top-Sider, Cole Haan, Johnston and Murphy, and Clarks. Popular sunglasses worn by Southern gents are Ray Ban wayfarers and club masters, and Costa Del Mar fathoms, brines, stringers, and harpoons, topped off with croakies from their favorite brand. This style is the perfect balance of classy good looks, and laid back casualness. The proper Southern man is a well-dressed example of the confidence that is seen throughout the South, and is a symbol of esteem and success everywhere.

You kiddin'? I'm going Southern proper, now hand me my bow tie.

by SouthernProperGent April 4, 2011