Super Pretendo

A Nintendo product played completely in one's imagination

Me: If I got suspended I'd play Nintendo
Kirsten: Wouldn't your parents take it away?
Me: So I'd play in my head, they can't take that away from me
Everette: THE SUPER PRETENDO!!

by amongtheomegas November 1, 2004

pretentious

adjective, generally utilized in order to mask the speaker's own inadequacy, incomprehension and failure.

That pretentious bastard! He prefers Paris to Disney World!

by Lucy Potato May 18, 2006

pretentiatarian

One who consumes only organic, locally grown, sustainably cultivated fruits, vegetables, eggs, dairy and meat products. This type of diet is generally accompanied by self-righteousness and extreme liberal judgmentalism.

Oh I'm sorry, I don't eat factory farmed turkey, I'm a pretentiatarian.

by Tender Buttons February 23, 2011

pretendtious

acting like you have money and status only because you are hanging out with people who do

Steve was all pretenDtious when he sailed with his rich friend the other day, he wore a blazer and acted like he was all that. What a douchebag.

by ciao boxer September 11, 2011

pretentious

What all men from Texas assume all women from SoCal are.

I think you're pretentious simply because your area code is 949, even if you're the most down-to-earth person I'll ever know.

by illxnvrxtell March 14, 2011

Pretentious

A word that douchebags use all the time in an attempt to sound intelligent. Usually the subject that the douchebag is using the word, "pretentious" against will have you asking yourself if they even know what the word means.

Douchebag: "I think that, "(Insert a name of a good show here)" is pretentious and overrated!"
Normal Person: "I really just think that the writers are just trying to entertain an audience, why exactly is it pretentious?
Douchebag: "(Couldn't Answer)"

by Dick Of Dastardly Deeds November 18, 2013

pretencious cock sucker

Pretenciuos

by Anonymous October 4, 2003