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pre pump chump

Pre pump chump is a dude who ejaculates before he sticks his dick in the 'special hole'.
"That wasn't fun at all," she said, "that guy was such a pre pump chump!"
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A kid who is almost an eggnog but not near one
Boomer: Why is grandson being a Pre-Nog nowwadays

Darren: Ok Boomer
Pre-Nog by anonymous November 29, 2019

pre-split 

Supporters who joined the fandom BEFORE one of the OG or most important band members left. Also can be used to describe people who prefer the music before the split. For example: Panic! At Disco's pre-split albums include: A Fever You Can't Sweat Out and Pretty. Odd. before major member Ryan Ross left. However, Vices & Virtues could be included in this genre.
Casey: "So, Rachel are you post or pre-split?"

Rachel: "Pre-split wbu?"
pre-split by CillinsKeyIsOnDrugs November 29, 2019

Pre-enjengalate 

When someone topples the tower in a game of Jenga on the first move.
Person 1: "damn, Sam toppled the tower on his first go!"
Person 2: "he pre-enjengalated bro!"
Pre-enjengalate by Dan The Mango Man February 12, 2021

pre match hype 

HYPING UP BEFORE MY FOOSBALL MATCH!!
Polychronis (aka Pauly) listens to his pre match hype playlist before every foosball game.
A girl, who is destined to be a hoe in future, and whose "Hoe Journey" hasn't started yet, since she's still a virgin.
Samuel: Stefanie over there is definitely a Pre-Hoe.

Mathias: What's a "Pre-Hoe"?

Samuel: Well, as soon as her virginity is taken away, she'll sleep around with everyone she can.

Felix: And how did you come to that conclusion?

Samuel: Well, as you already know, she has already had three "first kisses". Then look at the way she acts around attractive boys, and lastly, look at the way she dresses. I think that says it all
Pre-Hoe by Dude9013 March 15, 2023